Proper work attire

Max yawned as he palmed open the door to Jordan and Chase's P.I. office. Jordan gave him a once over before deciding which glare to give him.

What the hell are you doing? was what she decided on,

Chase snickered,

Max was wearing his usual early morning attire of sweatpants, an old college T-shirt and no shoes.

“Why do you look like a skank ho?” Jordan asked through her hologram screen,

She was not pleased. Max swept over to the edge of Jordan's desk. He kissed her on the top of her head before bending his stomach out of the way of her punch.

“But I like it when you come to work dressed like a skank ho,” he whispered to her,

Chase snickered,

Max sprinted to the safety of the back room before Jordan could throw anything damaging at him. Jordan groaned,

“That was only once!” she yelled after him.

A/N: I wrote this after being angry with a girl for showing up to work looking like a skank ho. Questions/comments/evil plots go in the comments. From my mutants story, again.